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TSMC finds its green chips are highly sought after... the edible ones

Sat, 27/01/2024 - 10:29am
Crunchy, tasty, coconut flavoured... and hopefully thicker than a few nanometers

TSMC is known for making advanced semiconductors, but it seems the company is now driving up the price of chips made with tastier materials than traditional silicon.…

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

Sat, 27/01/2024 - 9:30am
Despite US chemistry boffin claiming it improves the taste, we respectfully disagree

Poll  It's well established that the British are an eccentric people. Among their national obsessions is drinking tea – they consider themselves experts – and one way to trigger the entire United Kingdom is to fuck with the formula.…

Hubble telescope spots tiniest water-rich world in orbit

Sat, 27/01/2024 - 8:06am
Don't pack your swimming costumes as it could be more of a sauna planet

Not to be outdone by the younger, hipper equipment in NASA's arsenal, the Hubble Space Telescope is still proving its worth, spotting evidence of water vapor in the smallest-ever exoplanet known to us.…

Apple redecorates its iPhone prison to appease Europe

Sat, 27/01/2024 - 1:52am
At least web competition will finally be allowed

Analysis  Apple co-founder Steve Jobs described the computer as a bicycle for the mind. But he failed to let that metaphor shape his greatest achievement, the iPhone, which has become a shackle for the soul.…

Snow day in corporate world thanks to another frustrating Microsoft Teams outage

Sat, 27/01/2024 - 12:59am
Network rollback fails to resolve issue in Americas as Redmond scrambles to optimize its way out of the problem

Corporate communications ground to a halt for many Office 365 subscribers around the world on Friday after a network outage left Microsoft Teams unresponsive for them for several hours.…

Microsoft sheds some light on Russian email heist – and how to learn from Redmond's mistakes

Sat, 27/01/2024 - 12:32am
Step one, actually turn on MFA

Microsoft, a week after disclosing that Kremlin-backed spies broke into its network and stole internal emails and files from its executives and staff, has now confirmed the compromised corporate account used in the genesis of the heist didn't even have multi-factor authentication (MFA) enabled. …

FBI recruits Amazon Rekognition AI to hunt down 'nudity, weapons, explosives'

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 10:56pm
Honestly, it sounds like a fun time

The FBI plans to use Amazon's controversial Rekognition cloud service "to extract information and insights from lawfully acquired images and videos," according to US Justice Department documents.…

20,000-plus tech workers got the boot this month

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 10:00pm
Microsoft and Salesforce the latest to toss more folks onto industry's employment bonfire

More than 20,000 people working in tech lost their job in January, continuing the 2023 trend when 250,000+ were ditched after companies hired heavily in the pandemic and couldn't justify headcount amid slowing customer spending.…

Wait, security courses aren't a requirement to graduate with a computer science degree?

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 9:28pm
And software makers seem to be OK with this, apparently

Comment  There's a line in the latest plea from CISA – the US government's cybersecurity agency – to software developers to do a better job of writing secure code that may make you spit out your coffee.…

As NSA buys up Americans' browser records, Uncle Sam is asked to simply knock it off

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 8:52pm
If you could just not harvest our info unlawfully and without a warrant, that would be great

US Senator Ron Wyden on Thursday asked US Director of National Intelligence Avril Haines to stop US intelligence agencies from purchasing Americans' unlawfully collected personal data from data brokers.…

What is Model Collapse and how to avoid it

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 6:00pm
We chat to AI expert Ilia Shumailov about the pitfalls of using machines to train machines

Feature  What happens to machine learning models when they feed on themselves, when the data they ingest comes more and more from other generative models rather than human authors?…

Microsoft unveils a secret tunnel for Windows Insiders who want out

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 5:00pm
Beta Channel Insiders can return to retail Windows 11 23H2 with click of a toggle

Liberation beckons for Microsoft's Beta Channel Windows Insiders thanks to an optional installation of Windows 11 23H2 for users who wish to opt out.…

Guess the company: Takes your DNA, blames you when criminals steal it, can’t spot a cyberattack for 5 months

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 4:00pm
Breach filings show Reddit post led to the discovery rather than any sophisticated cyber defenses

Biotech and DNA-collection biz 23andMe, the one that blamed its own customers for the October mega-breach, just admitted it failed to detect any malicious activity for the entire five months attackers were breaking into user accounts.…

FTC Tech Summit highlights GPU shortages, concentrations of power

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 3:00pm
Startups hoping to compete in the industry face an uphill battle

Panel  The dominance of big tech in cloud computing, coupled with a shortage of chips, is preventing smaller AI software and hardware startups from competing fairly, according to panelists at the FTC Tech Summit this week.…

Technology truly is the gift that keeps on giving ... SNAFUs to highlight

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 2:00pm
Until we can hook schadenfreude directly into our veins, this will have to do

Kettle  What was your favorite tech failure this week? You may well agree with our vultures who for this latest Kettle episode selected theirs to talk about.…

Intel warns of Q1 nosedive... and its shares follow suit

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 1:09pm
Pat's gonna need to sell a lotta AI PCs if he wants to make a profit this quarter

Intel execs this week painted a grim picture of early 2024, forecasting steep declines ahead for the company's core businesses.…

UK merger of Vodafone and Three in competition watchdog's crosshairs

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 1:00pm
Union claims corporate greed behind alliance, firms claim it is about helping customers

The UK’s competition watchdog is today kicking off Phase 1 of its probe into proposed merger between Vodafone and Three’s UK businesses to determine any repercussions the tie-up could have for rivals or customers.…

Akira ransomware gang says it stole passport scans from Lush in 110 GB data heist

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 12:25pm
Cosmetics brand goes from Jackson Pollocking your bathwater to cleaning up serious a digital mess

Updated  The Akira ransomware gang is claiming responsiblity for the "cybersecurity incident" at British bath bomb merchant.…

Mars Helicopter Ingenuity will fly no more, but is still standing upright

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 11:33am
In Memoriam for plucky robot that brushed off dead sensors and dust like they were nothing

After 72 flights and three years, NASA has retired Ingenuity, the Mars helicopter that became the first aircraft operated outside the Earth’s atmosphere.…

Virgin Media comes top of the flops for customer complaints

Fri, 26/01/2024 - 10:25am
Clean sweep across broadband, landline, and pay TV

It may be only a few years since the two were combined, but Virgin Media O2 is topping UK comms regulator Ofcom's customer complaints chart.…