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Amazon plots massive cloud expansion in Japan with $15B investment

Sun, 21/01/2024 - 8:46pm
Land of the rising profit?

Amazon Web Services (AWS) plans to invest 2.3 trillion yen ($15.5 billion) to extend its cloud empire in Japan.…

How artists can poison their pics with deadly Nightshade to deter AI scrapers

Sat, 20/01/2024 - 10:05am
Models will need to swallow a lot of it, mind you

University of Chicago boffins this week released Nightshade 1.0, a tool built to punish unscrupulous makers of machine learning models who train their systems on data without getting permission first.…

Zuckerberg wants to build artificial general intelligence with 350K Nvidia H100 GPUs

Sat, 20/01/2024 - 1:58am
Maybe the AGI can finish that Metaverse, haha – oh wait, they're serious

Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg is redirecting Meta-wide efforts to build artificial general intelligence and wants to secure a whopping 350,000 or more Nvidia H100 GPUs by the end of the year to make that happen.…

Now OpenAI CEO Sam Altman wants billions for AI chip fabs

Sat, 20/01/2024 - 12:59am
All those neural network weights aren't much without ample decent silicon

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is reportedly seeking billions of dollars in capital to build out a network of AI chip fabs.…

Russians invade Microsoft exec mail while China jabs at VMware vCenter Server

Sat, 20/01/2024 - 12:08am
Plus: Uncle Sam says Ivanti exploits 'consistent with PRC' snoops

A VMware security vulnerability has been exploited by Chinese cyberspies since late 2021, according to Mandiant, in what has been a busy week for nation-state espionage news.…

Japan's lunar lander is dying before our eyes after setting down on Moon

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 10:14pm
The real SLIM's shady

Japan soft-landed a probe on the Moon today – a first for the nation – though its spacecraft is struggling to generate power from its solar arrays.…

Five ripped off IT giant with $7M+ in bogus work expenses, prosecutors claim

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 9:21pm
Account manager and pals blew it on hotels, cruise, fancy meals and more allegedly

Five people have been accused of pulling off a "brazen" scam that involved submitting more than $7 million in fake work expense claims to an IT consultancy to bankroll hotel stays, a cruise, visits to strip clubs, and more.…

US cities are going to struggle to green up their act by 2050

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 7:20pm
Instead of 100% renewables, most will reach around a tenth of that

Two-hundred and fifty US cities have committed to transitioning to 100 percent renewable energy by 2050 in the face of slow global progress. However, researchers have now concluded most will fail and are likely to meet just 10 percent of their targets in the next 30 years.…

For a moment there, Lotus Notes appeared to do everything a company needed

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 6:02pm
Now its functions are shattered between innumerable vendors

Retro Tech Week  It may seem that progress in technology proceeds in a linear fashion, with new developments replacing older ones. From this viewpoint, newer technology will always be better, since it is presumed to have built upon what came before it and improved on it.…

HP's CEO spells it out: You're a 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 5:08pm
Malware threat from third-party cartridges nothing compared to threat to HP's bottom line

HP CEO Enrique Lores admitted this week that the company's long-term objective is "to make printing a subscription" when he was questioned about the company's approach to third-party replacement ink suppliers.…

Post Office threatened to sue Fujitsu over missing audit data

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 4:12pm
More details emerge as Horizon IT scandal inquiry continues

The Post Office proposed suing Fujitsu over missing data from its audit trail that could be used in the prosecution of victims of the Horizon scandal, one of the greatest miscarriages of justice in UK history.…

Businessman faces 20 years in prison over accusations of illicit chip exports to Russia

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 3:04pm
Shipments alleged to have gone to a sanctioned company

A businessman has been arrested in the US and charged with unlawfully exporting sensitive technology including semiconductors to a sanctioned business with ties to Russia's military and intelligence agencies.…

Thieves steal 35.5M customers’ data from Vans sneakers maker

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 1:56pm
But what kind of info was actually compromised? None of your business

VF Corporation, parent company of clothes and footwear brands including Vans and North Face, says 35.5 million customers were impacted in some way when criminals broke into their systems in December.…

University chops students' Microsoft 365 storage to 20GB

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 1:09pm
Sacrificing its academic backups for the sake of the environment

Microsoft's decision to cut the storage in its Microsoft 365 Education line is having some real-world consequences, with a Canadian university imposing draconian measures partly in response to the restrictions.…

ZX Spectrum Next Issue 2 ships out, chip shortages be damned

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 11:34am
El Reg talks to the project's founder

Retro Tech Week  The last units of the second batch of the ZX Spectrum Next are heading off to their owners. If you missed out, we have good news.…

What makes a hard error hard? Microsoft vet tells all

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 10:33am
A peek back at the wobbly Windows of yesteryear

Microsoft veteran Raymond Chen has taken us back to the era of 16-bit Windows and the definition of a "hard error" compared to something a bit softer and easier.…

Fujitsu will not bid for UK.gov business until Post Office inquiry closes

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 9:30am
Pause comes after controversial supplier wins another 9-figure deal paid for by taxpayers

Fujitsu has written to UK Government to confirm it will no longer tender for business in the public sector amid the ongoing inquiry into the Post Office scandal – weeks after winning a £485 million ($614 million) contract.…

Junior techie had leverage, but didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 8:32am
Disrespect for physics saw the datacenter, and a career, come tumbling down

On Call  Welcome once again to On Call, The Register’s weekly column that tries to balance your diet of industry news with your peers’ experiences of the messes they confront at the coalface of IT.…

Intel finds a friend in fight against $1.2B EU antitrust fine

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 7:26am
Advocate general kicks holes in some of the European Commission's arguments about ancient rebate program

An advisor to Europe’s General Court has torn into the legal logic behind the EU's €1.06 billion ($1.2 billion) antitrust fine levelled against chip giant Intel.…

IT consultant fined for daring to expose shoddy security

Fri, 19/01/2024 - 6:44am
Spotting a plaintext password and using it in research without authorization deemed a crime

A security researcher in Germany has been fined €3,000 ($3,300, £2,600) for finding and reporting an e-commerce database vulnerability that was exposing almost 700,000 customer records.…