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UMPC
Pronounced "Ump-k" - like a cross between "hump" and "sunk"
 - Acronym
           Ultra Mobile Personal Computer

The UMPCa LUMPCa Song

UMPCa, LUMPCa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a gruesome story for you
UMPCa, LUMPCa, doom-pa-dee-dee
Vista is bad for your UMPC's battery.

What do you get when you guzzle power?
Gorging down juice like a petrol mower.
That will just make your battery flat
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

UMPCa, LUMPCa, doom-pa-dee-dee
What do you get with a Vista PC?
UMPCa, LUMPCa, doom-pa-dee-do
Nothing but grief, and a virus or two.

UMPCa, LUMPCa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you run Linux then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Unlike the Vistaaaaaaa .....

.... users now do.